Rank-Gobbys

getting head off a fat piglike girl who has just broken up with a wranger so is extra slutwhorish

Andrew: dude i just totally got Rank-Gobbys from anna

Sac: EW rank

by disgusting police March 25, 2008

Little Goober

Someone who was worse in middle school, AKA everyone who was ever in middle school, in reference to their middle school selves.

I'm going to go back in time to point and laugh at your middle school self. You were such a little goober.

by m. hoover June 8, 2011

Goob

A way of calling someone stupid in a friendly way.

"Stop being such a goob!"

by Sydney09326 April 3, 2008

goober lip

1.) a derogitory term for a homosexual male that prefers to administer oral.
2.) a macho ribbing of one's friend by mockingly calling him a "goober lip".

"Tom, you are such a goober lip"

by subliminal_threat February 17, 2008

Goober

It means peanut, but we don't use it for talking about peanuts. When a person calls you a goober, take it as a compliment. A "goober" is generally a funny person. The person could be odd, weird, outstanding, popular, social. When called a goober, just laugh. Goober is higher than weird, it's nicer to be called.

Goober could also be used sarcastically. Used sarcastically could be talking towards a serious, stuck-up, or sensitive person. If you want to tick someone off, be sure to call this in front of the person.

Ex 1.
Tannie: Jorgen's such a freaken goober. He ticks me off every time.
Bah: I know! He's so serious.

Ex 2.
Bah: Drew is such a goober.
Tannie: hahahhahhaa yeah he's hilarious!

by tanya_sue June 16, 2008

Uber Goober

(n) Basically, the epitomy of 'nerd'. Somebody who is just so geeky that you could put them in a room with nothing but a peice of paper and an aniseed ball, and they would somehow manage to make an experiment out of it.

See also: Goober

"You, my friend, are an uber goober."
"Uber-goober it up!"

Bill Gates

by midgetben September 4, 2005

goobahead

A person who acts the fool or does somthing stupid or funny.

"hey man don`t batter and deep-fry ya own finger ya big goobahead!"

by rav February 25, 2004