goober gobbler

A dick sucker,penis puffer

Man yo girl told me that u was a goober gobbler. She saw it fo herself.

by Mama Redneck July 27, 2006

goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

GOOBER BANDITS

1) A bike gang from N.Y.

2) An unstoppable force.

3) A bike crew from Schenectady.

First guy: OH SHIT! The Goober Bandits are coming!

Second guy: OH FUCK!

Third guy: ( too busy hauling ass)

by a GOOBER BANDIT June 18, 2009

goofy goober

a silly quirky person...usually used to describe a little kid

You're such a goofy goober

by LuckyLuna July 16, 2010

Goofy Goober

I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goober, YEAH

I'm a goofy goober

by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 17, 2016

goober-tinkle

a fart which comes out wet

did you smell that goober-tinkle?

by gabbygee June 30, 2006

Goober Pea

Southern slang for peanut

Muchy G say she almost choke on a goober pea last saturday at the meth lab. Or was it the crack house? Not sure, but an inadequately chewed goober pea can kill you.

by The Red Menace October 11, 2004