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Glow Babies

Look at all these glow babies up in this field.
by Noniway May 28, 2018
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Glow Stick Dick

When a man frustrates you so much you want to snap them in half and shake them!
You are being such a glow stick dick right now, I recommend you step away.
by Mickeybuny November 7, 2025
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No Glow

Neither a glow up or glow down. Not changing in physical appearance.
Everybody had a glow up since middle school.

Yeah, I know, except for Jeremy, he had a no glow.
by Vigar29 March 5, 2022
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Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...
Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.
by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018
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Victim-glowing

Opposite of victim-shaming. Highlighting that someone is a victim of something and worthy of praise and attention, especially when they really weren't.
Stop victim-glowing that young, aspiring trophy wife by saying she was a victim of that rich man.
by Bambiimunkii January 30, 2024
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Glow-hoe

A person who recently underwent a glow up transformation and is making up for lost time.
Wow, once he had glow up he really got to it- now he is officially a glow-hoe with that body count!
by T.C. Bidness November 17, 2020
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textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving
That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way
by Sue donnim November 26, 2017
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