gerbiler

A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.

Look at the way that guy is standing near the waterfalls. I would bet hes a serious gerbiler.

by bt February 24, 2003

gerber

def 1.)
A name started by Hersey kids from mt prospect. was first used to describe the lil buddy named pete, whose face looked somewhat similair to the picture of the baby on the gerber baby food bottles.
def 2.)
has since evolved to describe anything shitty, puny, fatty, or babyish. not good.

ex. 1)
#1- Yo damn gerber! u smoked that whole blunt man?
PETE- thats nuthin man, im the fukin gerbilius montilius.

ex. 2)
- Yo man, look at that little gerber cat. its so fat and ugly!

by patrick quante September 18, 2005

Gerbil Turds

Chocolate Covered Raisins, movie snack bar staples, not to be confused with squirrel turds

Dude, bring me back some Gerbil Turds
and a trash can of Orvilles

by [Wuffageeter] May 25, 2007

Gerberlids

The abnormality of concave eye sockets to the extreme when eyes become non-visible, resembling a skeleton skull-like appearance.

Gerberlids resemble someone who paints their face on Halloween like a skull.

by Jose Rumbass September 7, 2007

verbal gerbil

Describing someone who verbally attacks people, objects, ideas, and/or others opinions with complete disreguard for their feelings. "Verbal Gerbils" often believe that their ideals are superior to all others.

"Wow, she is one mean verbal gerbil."

by Pearle June 17, 2008

brown gerbil

A premature black baby in an incubator.

Dr. Silverstein always had the nurses put the brown gerbils in the back of the nursery, as not to contaminate the normal white babies.

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

Chilliwack gerbil

A rare species of gerbil that used to flourish in the wild fields of chilliwack until some hoe decided to start using them as fuck toys and made the species endangered.

I just love when I go home to play with my chilliwack gerbil

by Bronze blazer August 24, 2019