fingerblaster 9000

The act of inserting two fingers into a vagina many times at a high speed for a few seconds

Boris: "Hey man, do you know where Samantha is?"
James: "She's probably at Thomas' house, getting a fingerblaster 9000"

by Prospector Weejus September 22, 2013

Stink Finger Gargler

Almost the opposite of a rusty trombone, in which, while fellating a male, you insert your fingers into their anus.

Spenny's favorite wrestling move is the Stink Finger Gargler

by Michael Jeffrey December 18, 2008

five-finger discount

To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.

Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.

by energy-void June 9, 2005

Five Finger Jive

Masturbation, involving all 5 fingers.

I walked in and he was doing the Five Finger Jive. I shit myself.

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

Fingerboarding

Miniature skateboards that you can do tricks with your fingers on. They take a lot of patience and practice to get good at fingerboarding.

It's not called Tech Decking, because Tech Deck is a company that produces fingerboards. It's called fingerboarding.

by The Fingerboarder December 15, 2008

fat-fingering

Pressing the keys on a cell phone, radio, or computer keyboard and getting improper results because your fingers have hit more than one key at a time. A common problem for those of us with pudgy fingers.

I can't use that cell phone. I keep on fat-fingering the buttons, and I keep on getting wrong numbers!

by pentozali May 13, 2006

five finger game

An icebreaker game in which one person shamelessly admits five core traits that make them who they are to a complete stranger.

Girl: want to play the five finger game?
Me: sure. I'm ambitious, driven, afraid of disappointing people, slow to relax, and friendly.

by The Man.. February 12, 2014