A name often used to describe a stereotypical “crypto bro”.
Interests include: cryptocurrency, nfts, trafficking in unregistered securities, the gym, and most importantly; themselves.
While they often tout themselves as an expert brimming with confidence, it is usually a mask for unresolved feelings of insecurity and inadequacy.
Their biggest secret hope is to become an Instagram model, but their stunning averageness often prevents them from ever escaping the “fumbler brah” lifestyle.
Interests include: cryptocurrency, nfts, trafficking in unregistered securities, the gym, and most importantly; themselves.
While they often tout themselves as an expert brimming with confidence, it is usually a mask for unresolved feelings of insecurity and inadequacy.
Their biggest secret hope is to become an Instagram model, but their stunning averageness often prevents them from ever escaping the “fumbler brah” lifestyle.
“If you’re a guy, and you love your image SO much, does that make a fumbler brah homosexual”
“Man, I wish I didn’t let mediocre “success” on twitter get to my head and become a full blown fumbler brah”
“If only I had been such a fumbler brah, maybe I would have been afford rent in a town where the main export isn’t meth”
“Man, I wish I didn’t let mediocre “success” on twitter get to my head and become a full blown fumbler brah”
“If only I had been such a fumbler brah, maybe I would have been afford rent in a town where the main export isn’t meth”
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When you realize you met a super awesome chick and might catch feels so you consider toxic behavior to try to protect yourself instead of being vulnerable like a normal human
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“To become unintentionally awkward, inarticulate, or socially outmatched in front of someone one is romantically interested in—especially when perceived as naïve, inferior, or overshadowed by a more confident rival; to play the earnest fool while another man plays the hero.”
As a noun: “That dinner wasn’t a date—it was a full-blown fumblegump.”
As a noun: “That dinner wasn’t a date—it was a full-blown fumblegump.”
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