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crazy frog 

Annoying and not at all funny ringtone which is advertised on TV every ad break at least once. Only the working class idiots that don't have real jobs buy this ring tone. If you are actually stupid enough to give into this horse shit I pity you and laugh at you because it's just one big scam where Jamster text you everyday draining your phone credit. My cousin was dumb enough to actually pay money for this bullshit, much much more money then she though. Crazy Frog can be heard in council houses and high schools, where the more retarded of kids have been brainwashed.
Crazy Frog should be illegal.

This ringtone is highlighting the morons from society.
crazy frog by Urban Dictionary September 4, 2005
Anybody that is from France
Listen to Jacques Chiraq croak like a bullfrog on the Champs Elysees on the way to the Elysee Palace!
frog by Pierre January 21, 2005

Blue Frog 

An extremely laid back and cool person who doesn't say much but when they do it's worthwhile and attractive.
"Dude...That Jon guy pulled a total Blue Frog Friday night when we were all tripping."
Blue Frog by WhiteRabbit September 30, 2005

Frogslap 

A sexual act. At climax the male partner ejaculates into his hand and spreads the semen between his fingers, mimicking the webs between a frogs hand. He then proceeds to slap his female or male partner in the face with the frog like semen covered hand.
She didn't want me to blow my load on her face so I frogslapped that whore.
Frogslap by Jizzy McTasty December 2, 2011
Frogs are the coolest thing on earth!I love frogs!
Frog by jesse February 18, 2007

Frog goggle 

v. to place the scrotum on the bridge of the nose so the testicles cover the 'frog gogglee's' eyes.
For our six month anniversary I wanted to give my girlfriend more than a simple tea bagging so I frog goggled her.
Frog goggle by Moe Spislack April 14, 2009