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Floating Newspaper

A nickname or derogatory name for someone who goes around and tells everyone secrets or personal information you shared with them that was supposed to have been kept private.

Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Person A: Hey, have you heard what Lacy has been telling people about you and Shon kissing behind the school?

Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
by Marziba January 4, 2010
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flirsting

Flirting with the sole goal of obtaining free drinks.
I was flirsting so hard, I ended up puking in the bushes later.
by Crystalxo May 5, 2010
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Floribunga

"Floribunga!” is the sudden, loud, exclamatory cry of any gardener as a new hillside of flowers comes into view.

Alternately the notification cry of an olfactory ambush by a particularly fragrant and floriferous plant in order to draw other gardeners to share the experience. Also the cry made before diving nose first into an aromatic bouquet.
Rounding the bend and coming up to the mountain meadow filled with wildflowers, the first hiker cried "Floribunga' to encourage others along the trail.
by Gardengallivant July 23, 2011
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Floating

When someone stands alone in a wide expanse like a square or field and engages with their mobile device. Standing motionless sometimes pacing, head down locked in the internet.

Like you're in the physical realm but you're floating in cyberspace
"Yo this guy's walking around like he has no friends n shit."

"Nah, just leave him be, he's floating bruh."
by aWarpingTrick July 28, 2017
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floating Sigvald

The act of urinating massively in the partners mouth and then quickly defacate before they have time to swallow, making the turd float.
Carlo: So what did you get Holly for her birthday?
Thelonius: I got us tickets to see Faith Hill at the Meadowlands , then I took her back to my place and gave her a floating Sigvald.
by Jenny WithnaJjiJane Withnaill January 30, 2018
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Floating

The act of loitering in a digital chat or voice call
Why the fuck is Daniel floating in our discord?
by Treehugger2277 August 9, 2018
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florffing

Brandon said he was florffing park with Joe and Troy, or something...
by seniorDeveloper August 22, 2019
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