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Adobe Flash

Noun - A computer program designed by a demon, to unleash the powers of hell upon anyone dumb enough to open the program. No one is safe when the program is opened. It will only lead to blood and tears.
True Fact: In the middle ages Adobe Flash would raid villages, rape the women, burn the homes and take slaves.
by LazerTazer October 20, 2010
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Flash-forward this!

Phrase used to invite someone who claims to be a "flash-forwarder" (a person who is able to "see" the future) to consider an obvious result of a stupid action committed by himself.
"Yo... flash-forwarder... how´s the future?"
"Brilliant!"
"And you are late today for work as usual so, Flash-forward this!... You are fired!"

"Honey..."
"Yes sweety"
"You are always busy so, Flash-forward this! I´m gonna have a baby with the gardener.
by rperazag May 23, 2010
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Gash flash

When a girl opens her legs while in a skirt and you get a flash of her pants or gash.
Hey close your legs!
Why?
I am getting mega gash flash.
by SammiiSprkl April 26, 2010
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meat flaps

Large inner labia lips.
Pussy lips that dangle outside the labia majora even when the legs are not open wide.
I love chewing on her meat flaps, it drives her crazy :)
by semsem August 21, 2011
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flaps

a) Aerodynamic devices found at the trailing edges of aircraft wings, used to augment lift at a lower speed during takeoff and landing.
b) The meaty lips you love to nibble on when you go muff diving
a) Flaps down 15 degrees check!

b) Hmmm pull on my flaps honey uhhh pull em ooooohhhh pull em!
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
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Flashbacks

When referring to fanfiction, it describes the traumatic repercussions of reading Heat, a Korrasami fanfiction.
Fanfiction: *inserts something overtly sexual and maybe BDSM-related, or use of words such as "mistress," "punish," or "collar"*
People in comments: "Oh no the flashbacks 😳"
by NickiSam2378 October 18, 2020
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jaffa flaps

a females flappage situated at the rear of the vagina.
Because they resemble the half eaten orange center of a jaffa cake.
darling would you please get your jaffa flaps out of my face!!
by Simon Worlock August 29, 2006
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