flace

A person with a flat face....when viewed side-on they have no distinctive facial features visible to the naked eye.

Also the theme of a little known social networking website 'FlaceBook' (watch this space/flace!)

Person A: Was flace out in echos last night mate?

Person B: Ye fritz got with her!

OR

Person A: What's Fritz's Flacebook status all about??

Person B: Oh yea, me n Reeves flapped him!

by The Makattack March 14, 2011

flaccid

A watered down drink, the opposite of a "stiff" drink. When a bartender notices you have had enough to drink, and starts watering yours down, he's serving you a "flaccid drink".

Bartender, this Mass Confusion is flaccid! Gimme the full shots!

by bakazungu March 26, 2011

flackets

Fanny flaps!!!!

Fuck me, my flackets are itching!

by knerstie fnerstie June 25, 2004

flaco malaco glade

a word to describe any emotion or any situtation.

That door is flaco malaco glade.

by waghghgh April 5, 2008

Flach

A speech impedement in which you take a short pause before completing the word spoken

"Today we will learn how to t--urn at an intersection"
"Man, that guy talks like a Flach!"

by Alex Jacobson October 30, 2007

flackrack

A woman who sags in all the wrong places

"I used to be a flackrack...now I'm just old"

by sloppy sloppy saggy jo April 27, 2010

flaccofail

An attempt to win a game in a clutch situation resulting in utter failure.

The Ravens could have had a chance to win if Joe Flacco hadn't flaccofailed and under thrown the wide open receiver.

by umptttyy March 24, 2011