father

he goes to get the milk, and never comes back

harder daddy (father)

by nicccccccccc October 17, 2020

Father once removed

You had sex or raped your own daughter. Congratulations, you're a father, once removed. It's also possible to be someone's father twice removed, but would you want to rape your own granddaughter, who is also your daughter ??

Mr. Gustafson is like a father to his grand children. Oh wait, Mr. Gustafson is their father... father once removed !

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

franchise father

A father that moves around starting new families every few years, keeping the old families secret from the new. He's like a franchise in establishing his territory and distributing his goods.

My biological dad is a franchise father. His marriage cycles lasted 2-8 years. I have 20 other siblings ages 10 to 40.

by Marty s. July 15, 2005

fructose father

another way to say ‘sugar daddy.’

“he wanted me to be his... sugar daddy...but he never really asks for anything. at this point we’re just having major kinky sex.”

“woah woah, back up.”

“to which part? the kinky sex?”

“no the fructose father part.”

by psychosunflower May 21, 2018

Trout Fisher

One who enjoys anal sex. If you are going to fish, might as well fish for the brown trout.

I heard Darian is a trout fisher. Imma find out tonight.

Carl likes to do a little trout fishing with the twinks.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

My father left me

Your father left you how about that.

Random Stranger: Pal, Just saying my Father left me I was age of 14.
You: ...

by waoh October 1, 2019

joe father

joe father is a joe father

some guy: yo whos joe
other guy: joe father

by lfao December 21, 2019