Ferret

An act of deception, for better or for worse, when a friend or colleague in some way, shape, or form does something that they should not be doing, whether by luck or skill.

"I heard Alex didn't study for that test and got an A, then proceeded to fuck a sexy ass pornstar and not bust a nut." God damn that fucking ferret ass.

by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 February 15, 2022

thy holy ferret

an irish trans woman

thy holy ferret and their food

by LingLing134 April 27, 2019

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

ferreting

A desperate shit that has to be held in. At the point between staying in and coming out. Like a weasel it sticks it's head out the hole to look around. Then goes back in.

Anne needed a poo so bad it was ferreting.

by gorgeousbrian July 26, 2022

Ferret

A strange weasel looking creature that some people have as pets.

“My pet ferret was taken to the veterinarian yesterday after he threw up.”

by Hickory Bush September 2, 2020

Ferret

A pedophile, this is because of bullshit censorship to protect yulkytulky.

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a pedo

(Redacted) : no, this displeases me

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a ferret

by Igor- December 2, 2020

Ferret

A subordinating conjunction similar to 'although, 'despite that,' and 'additionally' that denotes an event that occurs despite another, previously mentioned event.

I want to purchase this, ferret it would leave me broke.

by Nysona June 2, 2025