fecker

A less hard hitting derivative of fucker, commonly used in northern parts of the UK.

Shopkeeper: Gies' back those cheese n' onion taytos ye wee fecker!
ned/chav: No way ye spa!

by eZsquirT July 27, 2019

Feckopia

A state of extreme sexual satisfaction.

Joe:Want to hit the strip club?
Jack:No my girlfriend was over all last night I'm riding the feckopia.

by Zer0cool April 27, 2008

Feckless barbie

Ivanka Trump.

We had hoped that The presidents daughter would keep the president from being an egotistical dictator but she’s merely feckless Barbie.

Pretty and useless.

by Commiemommie June 12, 2018

Ferkle

Slow and without focus, accomplishing something, but really not accomplishing it at all. In other words, procrastination. Yet, side tracked, while thinking you are heading in the direction of accomplishment.

If you were told to be ready by 8 o'clock pm, and you knew that 8 pm was the objective to be ready, yet at 7:55 pm you begin to do a load of laundry, then you walk by dishes that need to be put away so you side track to do that, and then figure you might ferkle as you pet the dog...maybe, just maybe you will be leaving around 8:20 if you are lucky.

If you knew that you had to run an errand really quickly, an in and out of a store, and you end up going up and down each isle...wandering aimlessly...and not really doing any accomplishment, just air headed out...this is ferkling.

by FICTION123 August 2, 2009

freck

Short for a 'fucking train wreck.' A disaster; a horrible mess; particularly something fowl and very unpleasant to sensory perception.

"Dude, clean your fridge out! Its disgusting. I can smell it from the street! Its a fricking freck."

"She is such a hottie, a total bette! Why is she going out with that loser? He's such a freck!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

Fecker

Another word for "Fucker" if you have a weird accent.

Cranky Lady: GET OFF MY LAWN YE FECKER

Kid: Sorry Ma'am

by DoctorPig August 27, 2018

whet de feck

A jokingly way of saying "what the fuck" when swearing might not be appropiate.

Whet de feck Mom....I said I wasn't hungry!

by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006