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Slow and without focus, accomplishing something, but really not accomplishing it at all. In other words, procrastination. Yet, side tracked, while thinking you are heading in the direction of accomplishment.
If you were told to be ready by 8 o'clock pm, and you knew that 8 pm was the objective to be ready, yet at 7:55 pm you begin to do a load of laundry, then you walk by dishes that need to be put away so you side track to do that, and then figure you might ferkle as you pet the dog...maybe, just maybe you will be leaving around 8:20 if you are lucky.
If you knew that you had to run an errand really quickly, an in and out of a store, and you end up going up and down each isle...wandering aimlessly...and not really doing any accomplishment, just air headed out...this is ferkling.
If you knew that you had to run an errand really quickly, an in and out of a store, and you end up going up and down each isle...wandering aimlessly...and not really doing any accomplishment, just air headed out...this is ferkling.
Ferkle by FICTION123 August 2, 2009
firkle
Firkle through your bag to find your keys.
I was firkling through that drawer and I found my penknife.
The pig was firkling through the fallen leaves picking up acorns.
I was firkling through that drawer and I found my penknife.
The pig was firkling through the fallen leaves picking up acorns.
ferkelbiest
from the German ferkel=piglet, biest=beast. In reference to a (usually) female with insatiable sexual appetites.
We stayed in bed all weekend 'cuz she's such a ferkelbiest.
Man, I had no idea my new girlfriend was such a ferkelbiest. I haven't slept in a week.
Man, I had no idea my new girlfriend was such a ferkelbiest. I haven't slept in a week.
ferkelbiest by frklbst June 10, 2014
ferkern slergert
Pronounced (fer•GEN SLER•gert)
A polite, undercover way to say "fucking slut," used around parents or guardians who don't like the use of cuss words
A polite, undercover way to say "fucking slut," used around parents or guardians who don't like the use of cuss words
ferkern slergert by thanksbye_ August 8, 2017
Feckless leader
A feckless leader is a politician or leader of any group or organization who is totally and utterly incompetent, worthless, irresponsible, lazy, stupid and/or irresponsible. Feckless leaders tend to be arrogant and ignorant and often rise to the top while leading their followers to the bottom. An idiocracy is led by the most feckless of all leaders.
Our feckless leaders have always been intent on repeating the mistakes of the past rather than learning from them, and insist on boldly leading us right off a cliff.
Feckless leader by jmspaesq October 30, 2010