Expertly

A term used to over exaggerate someone's ability to do something of little importance.

Typically used by hipster and or liberal media "journalists" such as the morons writing Yahoo! "news articles"...

Which are usually copypastas of twitter or facebook posts.

Kim Kardashian "expertly" breathed air. It was really hard.

by ChewML March 7, 2019

Experiment

Silly way of talking about reproductive activity by science students.

I don't know how a bb is made. Do you want to do an experiment? This is science!

by kickout omochi August 21, 2021

Experience

When someone is not feminine enough to be called a female nor masculine enough to be called a male. Originated from Steven Universe when a boy fused with a girl. Used as an insult to one who looks like the opposite gender without trying.

Garnet: Stevonnie, listen to me. You are not two people, and you Aare not one person. You are an experience.

Person 1: Hinata is hottest Naruto girl.
Person 2: Nah, Hinata is an experience.

by Yoyomom October 1, 2021

ExpertPitch

Pro Counter who spends all day counting on discord instead of doing anything else

Guy: look it's ExpertPitch
Other Guy: He spends all day counting!

by Discord Countr Bot July 10, 2023

Experanted

A really cool, Asian kid that plays the online platform Roblox.

"I just met Experanted!"

"No way, that guy is so cool!"

by Experanted August 22, 2023

Glastonbury Experience

N: An attempt to make a wonderfully romantic moment where absolutely everything goes completely wrong from the get go, and having a good outcome anyway.

Inspired by Graham Norton

"I took my date out and gave her a lovely Glastonbury Experience where food poisoning morphed into lovemaking."

by Mugger Jack August 12, 2009

Disposal expert

Someone who is great at removing incriminating evidence

Anton calling Leroy
Leroy: "What up Fool?"
Anton: "Hey I need a "Disposal Expert", I got a problem and its a fucking huge one."
Leroy: "I'll call "him" up."

by RaiRaijinn December 16, 2016