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Expand Dong

1. To erect your male genital (if you are originally male)

2. A photoshopping meme, using the words and letters from various or single source to make often perverted captions, followed with images of characters. The first meme is made in 2013, from letters and Donkey Kong's face from Donkey Kong 64 boxart.
Donkey Kong: *sees Candy Kong*
Also Donkey Kong: *EXPAND DONG*
by amogusamoguseverywhere August 10, 2021
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calorie expensive

a food that is way too high in calories to fit into one's current diet
Woah, that triple chocolate cheesecake is WAY too calorie expensive for me today; I've already hit my 1300 calories/day goal.
by Lionflower April 28, 2010
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to extend your lebensraum

(even if the word lebensraum is offensive in the historical context of Nazi Germany, it is not in this case):

a phrase meaning: pick up your garbage/trash/shit after yourself and throw it away.
mother, entering her son's room (shouting): Daniel, how dare you keep all this trash on your table. I refuse to let you downstairs for dinner until and unless you are going to extend your lebensraum. got that? Now, kiss the Don's ring, or die.
by Sexydimma September 22, 2014
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Pinky Extender

A contraption attached to the pinky to extend the length of the pinky in order to acheive the male shocker.
I put on my pinky extender and was able to schwank and put a pinky in my stinky at the same time and with only one hand.
by Taiwerica December 30, 2008
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the extendo

when one stretches his cock with this index finger and thumb and pulls the tip up as far as it can stretch without ripping off
you guys wanna see a magic trick”?
“no gerry we don’t wanna see the extendo again”
by daddycoley March 19, 2019
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expenses

The amount of money a guy shells out in order to procure sexual favors.
I spent $25 on you, bitch, you owe me a blow job in exchange for these expenses.
by JenCat May 5, 2006
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Expedentially

Going about a task with a high rate of efficiency or expediency. See also fastliness
Please drive me to the airport expedentially! I’m late.
by mauilion October 15, 2019
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