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Eastern Spy

This is when someone speaks a different slavic language when they are in Russia, and acts like they are not Russian but are acting like another Slavic culture other than Russia.
An Eastern Spy can be like when they start saying "привіт" to someone in Russia or responding with "Так", when asked a question in Russian.
by Barlock89 June 13, 2021
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Eastern o'clock

When you live in PST, but your company/friends/etc decide to set on a meeting time that seems "normal" in EST (9am), but ends up being outrageously early for PST (6am).
Co-Worker: I need to get up early tomorrow, got a meeting.
Another Co-Worker: Lemme guess, Eastern o'clock?
Co-Worker: Yup.
by ModernChaot April 9, 2022
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Easterly

To finish a bottle of Whisky when you promised your wife you was only going to pour a wee dram
"That bottle got a good Easterly last night"
by TerryTino May 13, 2022
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Easter Blessing

Sex from behind where you crush /melt a chocolate egg between you
I've been drinking since 12, ain't nobody getting an Easter Blessing tonight!
by BiggaPoppa April 6, 2023
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easter massacre

after Easter when you eat a bunch of chocolate Easter bunnies and the shame that follows.
Just had an easter massacre and felt horrible about myself. Those bunnies didn't know what hit them.
by thevaticancity April 12, 2023
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Mara Easter

a girl who likes to hunt for grasshoppers while shoving beatles in her ears, because she likes to hear them crunch. sometimes for fun, she will throw old people in front of trains that are coming at high speed so they will die. then, she and her fellow crow friends will go eat the remains and have a picnic. Sometimes Mara's enjoy dancing in the naked around trees with fruit growing out of it.
That girl is so fucked up, she's basically a Mara Easter.
by marasfriend7 May 1, 2011
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Linguini Eastern

When someone is talking on the subject of Spaghetti Western's you bring up "Linguini Eastern" to throw them off or end the conversation completely.
Mike asks, "Have you ever seen a Spaghetti Western?"

George answers, "No, but I've seen a Linguini Eastern."
by JP Arr March 5, 2013
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