Eastern High School

Eastern High School is literally a prison, but it’s better than most of the surrounding school districts (still not good). Every person their is either a hoe, parasite, piece of crust, snob, juul addict, or jock who could care less ab anyone other than their selves. If you don’t go to the basketball games or can’t rip a fatty ghost you can forget ab popularity. when you walk down the hallways you may pass out by how long you have to hold your nose to get past the crusty kids. The schools main concern is your cell phone so now you have to put it in a caddy at the beginning of each class. Oh yeah don’t forget the group of freshman girls who literally can’t keep their legs closed and the senior boys who can’t keep it in their pants. Good luck if you go to Eastern High school🤷 ♀️

“you go to Eastern High school?”

“yeah, ik it’s full of cheaters, snakes, nicotine addicts, and annoying people”

by christiangirl2 August 17, 2019

Easter Basket

The act of a man stretching ones own testicles and inserting them into his own anus. Then shitting them out much like the Famous Easter Bunny.

Larry’s girlfriend likes it when he gives her an Easter basket while she’s sucking it from the back.

by ZERO2HERO98 January 3, 2020

Snor'eastercane

A horrendous mixture of snow, Nor'easter, and hurricane all intended to scare the pants off of the East Coast of the United States.

Did you hear about how Snor'eastercane Sandy will destroy every building in Washington, DC?

by samteezy October 24, 2012

Easter Bunny that ho

When someone pisses you off and you hide raw eggs all over their house and room to get back at them. They will unwillingly find eggs for years.

Trevor pissed me off, so I had to Easter Bunny that ho

by Hizill November 24, 2007

eastern shore of virginia

unknown to anyone who doesn't live in virginia.

Guy from New York: Where is the eastern shore of virginia?
Guy from California: I dunno, somewhere in Florida?

by HotWings December 28, 2005

Brick Eater

A human being so offensively ugly that it appears they have been eating bricks since the age of 3.

Natasha is such a brick eater!!!

by Gilgamesh1989 August 1, 2008

Easter Catholic

someone who calls themselves a Catholic, but only attends Mass once or twice a year, such as on Easter.

man 1) "I didn't know he was Catholic. I can't see him being a religious guy at all."

man 2) "That's because he's only an Easter Catholic."

by nre1641634123091 May 23, 2009