Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.

Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

erection

1)the rapid outward movement of the penis with the cause being sexual activity, thinking about sexual activity, or seeing a hot girl

2) Word used is Boner
3)Only funny word used in Anchorman
4) Also: will not go away by bending it in (i no from experience)
5) Tip: Never try to get them in school, u will be made fun of!!!

Mr. Burgundy u have a massive erection
She's so hot shes givin me a Boner

Female 1: What the hell is stickin out if ur pants
Female 2: Nothing.. (looks around,tries to bend it in)
Female 2, YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!!!!

by rob August 2, 2004

wake-up erection

erection that is effected through engorgement of the penis during sleep. Also called morning erection.

He is having problems with erection so when he wakes up in the morning and finds himself having wake-up erection, he engages in sex with his wife.

by uttam maharjan June 22, 2010

erectionrific

Something that equals an instant erection.

"OH MY GOD, these hamburgers are ERECTIONRIFIC!"

by PeNeTrAtOrO July 3, 2005

Erectonilian

A horny lizzard that enjoys cross species insemination.

"Dude, your pet geko is such an erectonilian, is just tried to bite my penis."

"Can you believe how much of an erectonilian those lizzards are at the zoo? They were doing it right infront of the 3rd graders."

by Anal Flamer March 20, 2007

Erectinated

When a guys dick gets hard off of something that excites him.

Jenny: Look Joe's dick is erectinated.
Lily: I know.

by Dee S. September 20, 2007

Erection

romance novel language for being hard

she looked down and gasped at his enormous erection

by glyphmisstress March 17, 2016