jesus erection

when a man is able to reach erection quickly after ejacultion.

Dude i totally had a jesus erection last night in bed.

by witchslayer69 May 19, 2018

Erection Election

Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive

Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .

Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election

by LimeTiger February 10, 2017

erect image

projector produces an erect image (lol).

A slide projector produces an erect image by reflecting the image on a mirror. At close distances, the image is more distinct because the image loses resolution as distance increases (the distance between two points of an image increases).

by NickyMikey August 2, 2017

erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.

-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia

by mckat May 3, 2018

erection interference

When a guy is talking to a woman and someone slips in and stops the game(her friend or another guy) see also cock blocking

I didn't hook up last night. Her friend ran erection interference

by CDub83 November 8, 2020

erection injector

Someone who overcompensated for the size of their truck and tries to redeem themselves

Jeff bought too big of a truck and now has to get an erection injector.

by xXPussy DestroyerXx June 1, 2016

cerebral erection

When you really like an idea or a thought, it gives you a cerebral erection.

When Denny told me about his new business idea, it gave me a cerebral erection.

by Playa Wizard May 7, 2018