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EMPTY FOOKIN NET

When the net is empty, or full, and you manage to score a goal in soccer, hockey, or Rocket League.

Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate.
Can be used multiple times.
*scores a goal with 3 players defending*
You: EMPTY FOOKIN NET
by SeamedShark June 3, 2018
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Post Exam Emptiness

When exams are over and you feel a void in your soul, not knowing what to do with your life.

Often shortened down to PEE.
Who else is on that pee (post exam emptiness) shit rn 💔💔
by RealPeeShit December 19, 2019
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empty sounds of hate

"Empty Sounds of Hate" is the hidden track on Marilyn Manson's second LP "Antichrist Superstar", after "Man That you Fear".

Although the track is number 17 on iTunes and other sources on the Internet, it is actually track 99 on the actual CD. Tracks 17 through 98 are just blank; track 17 is eight seconds while tracks 18 through 98 is four seconds, which is a total of 6:08 of silence.

The actual title is "Empty Sounds of Hate". Rhapsody calls it just "Untitled". iTunes calls it "Ghost Track".
November 1996

Dude: Bro, I listened to the sick new M.M. album! I even listented all the 99 songs! But what was track 99? It was pretty gnarly.
Bro: That's the hidden song , "Empty Sounds of Hate", dude!
Dude. Awesome.
by Ziipher Bungle August 4, 2017
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empty your glock

To work furiously at a given task leaving yourself "empty" and tired. Emptying your Glock, in sports terms, is to "leave it all out on the field" giving one hundred percent and thus, an empty Glock.
"Empty your glock! Show me you work for something."
by Ev Willy November 18, 2020
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Empty penis straw

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out
Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit
by Glubglubhewhispers May 3, 2018
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Empty ketchup bottle

When a guy goes down on a girl and she starts her period and she queefs in his face.
Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef
by FurryWarlord December 5, 2016
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emptying the litter tray

Thank god she is emptying the litter tray last night. It was stinking.
by Mr Weir November 29, 2014
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