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Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.
What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us. Not every Confederate statue that was removed was a slaveowners, the enlisted members of the Confederate military were just regular poor or middle class guys who went into the military to fight someone else's war, they weren't fighting to support slavery, the South was their home. Removing a statue because it was a Confederate is as ignorant as removing a statue because it's a statue of a black guy. Civil rights leaders weren't perfect people either, they were as human as anybody else (and as inhuman as anybody else).
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
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Electric Cock Syndrome

When one’s penis suffers with the ability to shock people, almost like an electric shock but a willy instead. One’s penis could be given the name “willy wand” as it is magic!
ellie nowlands dad has ECS
my willy is so magic , because I have electric cock syndrome
by willysonmars October 12, 2021
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Electric guitar

an instrument you strum or finger the strings to make a legendary sound that can be altered in the slightest way to suit you and the way you like the sound
person 1: listen to me play my Electric guitar.

person 2: turn it down!!!!!!

person 1: -_-
by thebandcalledcookies April 13, 2022
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Electric Borneo Cat

The ultimate brown cow chocolate milk scam: an animal / person / thing that sounds real but has supernaturally cool attributes. Is there an actual Borneo Cat? Yes. Are there electric animals? Also yes. Does this exist... maybe? Just like compassionate billionaires and fedoras that look cool exist. Can be used as a concept, object, verb, etc.
He totally pulled an Electric Borneo Cat on her and now she's telling everyone he's a platinum premium Uber consultant.
by Electric Borneo Cat Daddy April 21, 2022
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Electric Bull

Similar to a Gyrator. Generally a slim fella that gyrates so intense while a girl is riding him she can barely stay on.
Sienna said Dylan was an Electric Bull in bed and that her vagina was completely thrown out of place afterward.
by eric_h October 31, 2022
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Election denier

A candidate who disputes the outcome of an election by claiming voter fraud, despite obvious checks and balances and a lack of any evidence of tampering. Often accompanied by a complete lack of any concession to the idea they are a dick, and the voting public doesn't like them.
That Rex Patrick claimed he lost the Adelaide city mayoral vote due to election fraud. Never picked him for being an election denier like Trump.
by Shaunsterino December 20, 2022
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Catic electricity

I just got ZAPPED!

From what?

Catic electricity from petting snowball!
by flacker February 21, 2010
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