The act of spunking over yourself, when you climax earlier than anticipated whilst watching online porn, causing you to fall backwards off of your chair.
He was careful about masturbating in his bedroom since the occasion when he suffered from premachair ejaculation, and struck his head on the floor.
by Maclen November 10, 2017
That is when you hang yourself and wank at the same time. The great Buddha was the first one to leran this mastery.
by Rapemaster42069 November 16, 2018
When someone can't stop talking about how awesome they are and all the awesome things that they have done
I felt like I needed to clean my face after listening to that woman boast ejaculate all over everyone for an hour.
by MarianneM August 16, 2016
When you cum on an obese pigs snout and poop ok it’s ears then ride it around your neighborhood like a horse, commonly done in Alabama and Mississippi.
by tripod 8 November 02, 2018
The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.
Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
by UIU Speed Team August 30, 2022
A Heart Ejaculation is a cardio vascular nut bust that’s only experienced when you’re doing something of extreme self satisfaction.
by Jom1 July 23, 2019
When a man’s orgasm during oral sex smashes the back of one’s throat concussing the back of their head
by Oldjaketed July 26, 2023