Ejack

an abbreviation of the word ejaculation

My cat is in heat. I pet her, and she got so excited she ejacked all over my wrist.

by simplybillyo March 30, 2011

ejaculation

the impregnating of females through chlorine entering the vagina while swimming

My daughter had to get on birth control to save herself from ejaculation

by livvvvv1749284728 December 10, 2018

Ejaculation Annihilation

When the cum pressure is so much the receiver gags or a body part is injured

Man I was getting a blow job and I had a Ejaculation Annihilation all in her eye, she still can't see

by Tefffffereds45464564 August 24, 2008

Ejaculation Leviosa

Masturbating while watching a Harry Potter film.

Person 1: Have you seen the new Harry Potter film?
Person 2: Yeah, went for a good old Ejaculation Leviosa.

by CalvinMacaroon November 30, 2010

ejaculoid

when you want to give your girlfriend a nasty surprise, you take the supplement Ejaculoid which increases a man's volume of semen by 600% without telling her so the next time she blows you, she gets more than she bargained for.

Last night, i ejaculoided my hoe and she damn near drowned.

by Nicktastic42 December 28, 2007

premature ejaculation

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

by odood19 January 9, 2010

Ejaculate

To get yo man juice up on yo hoe and she be like shiiiiiit!


Note: Also see skeet... ..

I ejaculated all over your mom's face last night right after you left the room son.

I ejaculated (skeeted) so much yo dog drowned.

by M-dizzawgs April 13, 2005