DeuschMcgeusch

A retarded kid. Some dumbass that always does stupid shit.

"Neil is such a DeuschMcgeusch."
"God he's a deuschMcgeusch"

by queerguy June 11, 2006

duche bagel

anyone who is smells like shit and/or eats cunt for a living

Your a fucking duche bagel.
Fuck you you fucking duche bagel.
Your mom's a Fucking duche bagel.

by bonfire666 November 29, 2007

Torpedo discharge

Taking a torpedo shaped shit, which drops with a splash and, due to it's sheer energy, swims around the toilet seat for a while before it settles, waiting to be flushed by it's master.

Cuntinagi was the Japanese pilot responsible for the Torpedo discharge. While the Pearl Harbor attack was taking place, and after dropping his entire payload of torpedoes, he bent over and dropped a final torpedo from his anus on an American Aircraft carrier as a symbolic dropage before the honorable Kamikaze. It is said that his fecal matter was so vile it burnt through the carrier's toughened steel, creating a large crater-like hole, sinking the carrier and it's crew at once. The torpedo like fecal matter was later recovered from the bottom of the sea, and now can be found at the Louvres Museum in France.

by JayReynolds August 28, 2010

3 way discharge

When you get so drunk that you puke up, piss yourself and shit in your pants.

"I was so hammered last night I did a three way discharge"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Duche

Pronunciation: do-chey.
Duche means anything and everything. It's universal.

You are such a duche! I love you, you duche. Oh my god, that's so duche! Super duche! Rock on duche!

by Project DAY February 24, 2009

douschebag

N: A person who is dirty in all aspects, human excrement, the bottom of the sewage system.

N: An insult used to make someone think very deeply and then realize what a horrible person they are.

N: A cum sponge.

Interjection: Used when someone says something utterly retarded and you just have to stop them.

Jasen: "Yeah, I was raping this baby monkey yesterday and he was like-"

Ron: "No, fucktard, quit being such a douschebag, that's retarded."

Jasen: Hey, sorry man, you didn't have to go call me a douschebag though, I'm going to go and cry now."

by the_ronness July 15, 2008

duche bag

RYAN SHECKLER is a DUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryan Sheckler is a fucking crybaby and a sell out

RYAN SHECKLER is a duche bag, sell out

by snowboarder January 17, 2008