When you call the person you like drunk to tell them.
Sometimes it will work out for you and the person will like you back. Othertimes it will be the most embarrassing phone call you ever made. Drunk confession can lead to new relationships, or a huge heart ache and constant taunting from your friends.
Sometimes it will work out for you and the person will like you back. Othertimes it will be the most embarrassing phone call you ever made. Drunk confession can lead to new relationships, or a huge heart ache and constant taunting from your friends.
*ring ring ring*
Boy: Hello?
Girl: *insert boy name*!
Boy: *insert girl name*?
Girl: I love you
Boy:.....
Girl: I Love you soo much!!
Girl 2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT PHONE DOWN!
*Hangs up girls phone*
Girl 2: Do you know what you did last night?
Girl: No?
Girl 2: You did a Drunk confession of you love for *insert Boy's name here*
Boy: Hello?
Girl: *insert boy name*!
Boy: *insert girl name*?
Girl: I love you
Boy:.....
Girl: I Love you soo much!!
Girl 2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT PHONE DOWN!
*Hangs up girls phone*
Girl 2: Do you know what you did last night?
Girl: No?
Girl 2: You did a Drunk confession of you love for *insert Boy's name here*
by mcswimgirl March 20, 2012
by TheFiend138 November 17, 2014
by Rik Rik Rak May 01, 2020
actually spelled as 1 word (drunkslut), a girl that is usually attractive and preppy and really stuck up during the week. but once friday night comes, she's totally drunk and will have sex w/ anybody before passing out and puking/pissing on herself
the drunkslut (drunk slut) ignored me all week but on friday she fucked me since she had done 5 shots
by Takinabreakistan December 08, 2005
The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).
by Lefty May 05, 2005
adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.
Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."
MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
by chi_tom September 19, 2005
A relatively new series on Comedy Central. People are asked to get completely drunk, and when they are, tell the history of some famous person in history while it is all depicted. The characters in the skit mouth the drunk person's words as they talk, which makes the show funny and unpredictable.
"Carbons and hydrodrons and oxydrons and carbotrons. And that's molecules for ya." - Percy Julian
"Yeah the Pacific ocean! Who gives a sh*t?" - Meriwether Lewis
"Pew pew pew pew" - Billy the Kid
Drunk History is awesome!
"Yeah the Pacific ocean! Who gives a sh*t?" - Meriwether Lewis
"Pew pew pew pew" - Billy the Kid
Drunk History is awesome!
by EpicMamo July 10, 2014