coffin dodgers

Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!

Let me on the bus first young man !
You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !

by Bod June 9, 2004

coffin dodger

One of the many chav words meaning 'Old Person'

Oi check out dat coffin dodger ova der lets go mug im

by Thomas Fathers April 14, 2006

Digerstive

1. The manner in which a hillbilly pronounces "digestive."

1. Ya didn't hear 'em Peet, he said he'd sixth all of our digerstive systems if we didn't comply!

by archbishopsixth June 28, 2012

Dodger Clip

To be dodger clipped
To have been grazed by a dildo thrown in your direction.
To dodger clip
To throw a dildo with the intent of hitting someone.

Example 1. I will dodger clip you in the face if you say that again.
Example 2. Ethan got dodger clipped by his crazy ex.

by Dodger clipper August 14, 2012

Doggering

To dagger (jamaican dance form) whilst dogging (Engaging in sex with strangers)

"Wagwag ma bruda, ya coming for some doggering t'night"

by LudwigVanClownhaffle August 10, 2017

Dogger

A "dogger" is someone who usually puts someone down. Someone who get's a kick out of roasting somebody on either their apparel, physicalities, or personality.

"Dude, I was talking with Jalyn the other day and I can't believe. Every single time someone walked past, he'd have something to say"

"I know man, dude's such a dogger".

by Dance'n'chief November 22, 2018

Digerles

It's a man who is like a eater of shit

Jeppe: hey what should i eat today?

Kasper: you eat shit all day digerles!

by verifon araknee November 27, 2019