Dog 

1. A furry, slobbery pet who will love you until they die.
2. A guy who hits on a lot of girls.

3. A friend (Pidgin)

1. I love my dog, Thumper. He's just the best.
2. My boyfriend, he a dog.
3. Eh, dog, we go Waimea's tomorrow, ah?

Dog by tacodog12 July 7, 2017

Dog 

An awesome ball of fur, unless it was all scratched off. A dog can help in many ways, and for this reason, dogs may be superior to cats, even though both animals are great. Also famous for the incredibly cute head tilt. See, some cute animals may matter to the world after all. No, this does not include pieces of shit pests, like most of the rodents you guys somehow shit out your brains and decided to like.

Person 1: What pets do you have?
Person 2: I have a cat.
Person 1: Sweet! I have a dog.
Person 2: Cool.

Dog by PI55 September 20, 2018

dog 

1.My worst nightmare and fear followingcicadas, falure,homosexuals and retards and worst of all summerschool aka HELL .

2.The most common fear(for me anyway)since the fear of death and the dark.

3.An animal that I have to avoid every mourning and afternoon as I go and come back from school.

1."I have finally been convinced to like certain animals besides dogs, because I'm now officially K9phobic at this time."

2."Oh god a dog is coming to my path, where is a mass when I need it!"

3."The more dad tells me not to be afraid of dogs as I ride my bike to school and back, is that you are just telling to risk getting bitten, have rabies and go the hospital for half my life!" "God bless cats though!"

dog by phantom5 July 18, 2008

dog 

a mans second best friend his first would be his hand.

you could also call his first best friend rosy palm or jack, the second best friend would actually be an animal commonly known as a dog.

dog by kassiezitnick September 15, 2009

dog 

the animals who are synonyms for perfection
are adorable 24/7, but especially when:
they are reunited with their owners who are soldiers coming back from war
are sleeping with other animals
when protecting babies
when they are excited to see you
when sleeping
when panting

when doing tricks
when they're excited for something and follow everywhere
when watching other animals on TV
when wearing shoes and/or any clothes
when singing and howling along to music
when saying I love you

for more cute pics of dogs, search "dogs are cute when" and click on the first video
(you know you want tooooo)

dog by allthingsever May 31, 2014

dog 

god backwards

dog

dog by frickfrackpattywhack December 28, 2015

dog 

Someone who likes doing very inappropriate things for money or just for fun.

She fucked me all night long, what a dog

dog by no need to know <3 July 7, 2008