dildonics

The study and manufacturing of ergonomically designed dildos; new area of robotics combined with dildo technology

Probably a lot of lesbians have degrees in dildonics. Sometimes a fag named TJ sneaks in a warehouse and frolics around in a pile of dirty dildos. What a dildo

by buddy February 25, 2003

Dildo bandit

One who steals dildos. Often for the mere fun of it. Dildo bandits are very devious and should never be trusted, especially with a dildo.

Alexa: Hey Jenni, have you seen my dildo lying around anywhere?

Jenni: Oh yeah its in my sock drawer, near the butt plug.

Alexa: Jesus you're such a fucking dildo bandit.

Jenni: Here you can have it back you little slut. I was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself anyway.

by RidiculouslyRoasted September 30, 2009

Dildo Bird

(latin name: anis dilidodicus) The Dildo Bird is a tropical species of bird which live in the South American regions. They are very large birds, with the wing span of an average man's arms. The Dildo Bird comes in assortment of various colors, including black, white, yellow, olive, red, and brown.

Did you just see that Dildo Bird fly by?

by the bird spert May 11, 2011

dildo

Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.

by Collegebums August 22, 2003

dildo muncher

one that likes munching dildos.

"Sarah you are such a dildo muncher!"

by Christian Fehr August 4, 2007

dildo sandwich

1)n. a dildo between two slices of white bread 2) n. a generic pejorative

1) mmm... dildo sandwiches! 2) Kyle has been acting like such a dildo sandwich lately

by guaranatsktsk October 21, 2008

dildonicide

systematically killing off a race using only a dildo.

I just performed dildonicide on 6 million jews.

by TheMonkeyGod June 16, 2009