DFIL

Dont Fall In Love

Person 1:Hey buddy,i love penny but i afraid its hard too handle a relaptionship

Person 2:Buddy listen to me,if you cant handle a relationship just DFIL

by qriqri January 18, 2017

DFAC

Military dining facility. Pronounced Dee Fack. Somewhere you don't wanna eat unless you have to.

Airman 1: Hey let's go get lunch at the DFAC!

Airman 2: Get DFAC outta here. Let's go to twin peaks.

by Milspec Mildred September 17, 2019

DFH

Acronym for dirty fucking hippy. Often used with irony by liberal bloggers to describe any person whose political views fall to the left of the American political/media establishment, and therefore are considered too shrill to be taken seriously by members of said establishment. Strangely, DFH does not appear to have a right-wing equivalent.

"Polls now show that 65% of Americans oppose the war in Iraq. Welcome to the DFH nation."

by Kerplunkster January 22, 2009

DFWFO

DOWN FOR WHATEVER/WIDE FUCKING OPEN

A TERM RELATIVE TO THE DALLAS/FT WORTH COMMUNITY AND E-TOWN. GOING AS FAST AS YOU CAN ANYTIME YOU DO ANYTHING...(HENCE BEING WIDE OPEN ON THE THROTTLE OF A MOTORCYCLE)

NOVA: WHATS UP FOR TONIGHT, ARE Y'LL HITTING UP THE GLASS CACTUS.

FESNTY: SHIT IM DFWFO

by NOVACAINEJ December 27, 2011

DFB

A dance floor boner. An inconvenient erection that results from grinding with a girl. In the occasion of such an incident, the male dancer with the DFB finds a replacement male dancer as he "headbands" the DFB, relocating it under his belt. He then resume dancing with his female partner.

Hey Chad, can you dance with the girl for a second? I've got a DFB and I need to strap my stuff down.

by BPrime October 28, 2009

DFU

Device Firmware Update, AKA Device Fucked Up. You may need to put your iPhone in DFU mode to downgrade your firmware.

Jay: DFU mode doesn't show the USB->iTunes icon, you fucking moron.
Silent Bob: ...

by Your Momma Isn't Big Boned June 24, 2010

DFB

dumb fucking bitch,

1)_A woman that acts like she has no brains or logic yet she thinks she is hot,

2)_A woman that is rude without provocation

I was at the cashier window CASH in my hand,while looking straight at me she said "cash or charge" as she was picking up the $20.00 dollar bill ..What a DFB!

by NickyG September 7, 2005