Devil's Abacus

When you are arguing with someone, but are a complete idiot and make it sound like the devil is playing with an old school counting device.

I agreed with her, but I just wanted to play the devil's abacus.

by JimmyDeanSnausage August 15, 2014

devil dickery

The spell binding affect of loyal cult followers by The Absolute Pulverization of the abdominal area and esophagus. Typically associated with closely by the legendary Devil Dick himself should not be taken lightly due to the lasting affect of Devil Dick zombies. Can become out of control quickly for the novice Devil Dick holder.

Bro: Dude did you hear what happened to Karl?
Other Bro: no bro what's up?
Bro: Dude he had to leave town, he committed devil dickery.!
Other Bro: oh no bro so his girl, wife and side side side side side chicks are hungry for never quenchable cursed devil dick.? Shame it was a nice college though

by Bearded VooDoo May 8, 2018

Devil's Machine

The Devil's Machine is the Massive device that contains Giygas, his tremendous power, and to stabilize his mind. in the 1994 Cult classic video game Earthbound aka MOTHER 2.

person 1: hey im at the devil's machine! the end of the game!
person 2: congrats dude!
person 1: thanks dude!

by Bloxlol November 18, 2022

Wilburing Device

The act of using a Banana Peel to Masturbate. Derived from combining the news of an Australian Celebrity named Wilbur Wilde's ex-wife's admission to him having an abnormally large penis and a bizare method of masturbating!

Why were you so long in the toilet? Were you using your Wilburing Device?

by Wrighty January 15, 2006

Bloatation Device

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.

after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.

by got MILF? August 22, 2006

Flashing the devil sign

"Declaring one's index and pinky digits erect, with a closed fist, in a menacing posture. . .a.k.a., in popular culture, 'Throwing up Metal'."

Billy slammed the three tequila shots then stood up and started making out with the waitress. He then pushed her away and turned to his horrified girlfriend and began flashing the devil sign. Motley Crue was blaring.

by Jack George Slater February 27, 2009

Devil's Advocunt

Playing Devil's Advocate but making a cunt of yourself in the process.

Wayne: I’d love to kick the fuck out of David Cameron.
Gareth: On the other hand the IMF say his austerity measures and cut backs are going to see us through this recession
Wayne: Gaz, you’ve been unemployed for 6 months
Gareth: Oh yes……
Wayne: Devil's Advocunt
Gareth: Let’s get medieval on his ass

by atdotslash! April 1, 2011