Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.
I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Get the Strokin’ Deuce mug.An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.
I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.
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When a person jumps up on a basketball goal and proceeds to sit on the rim like a toilet and take a dump.
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Get the what the deuce mug.Variant of an "upper decker" that involves eating Mediterranean food, sneaking into the victim's home, opening his "Arkham Horror" board game, shitting in the box, and replacing the game in its original place.
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Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.
Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.
Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.
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Get the deuce on the clock mug.When after being tased by local police one shits own pants, named for taser happy police departments record of 137 people tased in one week shitting own pants.
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