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Strokin’ Deuce

Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.

I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
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deuce bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.
I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.
by TheGolem August 16, 2020
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score a deuce

When a person jumps up on a basketball goal and proceeds to sit on the rim like a toilet and take a dump.
Ryan would love to score a deuce against the opposing team in Friday night's game.
by thowaaaaaaaa May 20, 2014
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what the deuce

"What the deuce is going on here?" - Stewie Griffen
by JDZITS December 29, 2007
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eldritch deuce

Variant of an "upper decker" that involves eating Mediterranean food, sneaking into the victim's home, opening his "Arkham Horror" board game, shitting in the box, and replacing the game in its original place.
Hey, let's play a game of Arkha...aww, CHRIST, I've been eldritch deuced!!!
by soupfist January 10, 2014
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deuce on the clock

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb
While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.
by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015
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Circle Pines Deuce

When after being tased by local police one shits own pants, named for taser happy police departments record of 137 people tased in one week shitting own pants.
That stupid asshole Nick ran from the cops and ended up taking a Circle Pines deuce.
by Jeremiah Potts March 10, 2008
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