decrapitated

a man so loser-esque he is not even worthy of basic flirtation

He is too decrapitated to even buy me a drink.

That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.

That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.

by Fire Hydrant December 9, 2009

Deborahs

Someone with Dentia who eats at the same restaurant six nights a week but doesn’t realize it

Damn the Deborahs are here again!?!

by Lilworm December 11, 2018

decorate

to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.

I decorated my room last night.

by James May 13, 2005

Deborah

HUGE tits.

You got a nice set of Deborah’s.

by Hajjs April 1, 2019

Defrag

the DEFRAGMENTOR
aka excuses

Defrag> WTF? shit my brother been using the pc, and moved my keyboard 1cm to the left, fuckin mousemat in a different place and now my aim is like (1)player

by homer April 6, 2003

Defrag

Defrag: To remove soiled clumps from a cat's litter. Coined in 1993 by two teenage boys reluctant to clean up after the newest family member.

Mom, I defragged the cat box, so can I go outside now?

by lechatblanc July 8, 2010

Degraded

How you feel when you walk into a bathroom without a door on the stalls.

And you just can't even today.

"Hey Jimmy"
"Hey billy Bob James Person Man"
"I feel degraded, theres no door on the bathroom stalls."
"Fuck man I'm going to cry."

by eggboybaby November 26, 2020