date muncher

someone who loves eating out other people's dates, ie their arses.

Last night I rimmed my girlfriend, I guess that makes me a date muncher.

by mcLevin September 15, 2010

date train

when a person cannot bring themselves to stop on-line dating--even when they are not enjoying all the frustration it can bring (while of course waiting to meet "the one").

Laura found herself busy with multiple dates that were rather disappointing. Yet, she couldn't bring herself to get off the date train and just take a break, or try a different site.

by synchrogal October 16, 2010

Date History

The mental "list" of all of the people somebody has dated.

"Should I go out with Kaley or do you think she's a slut?"

I dunno bro, shes got a long date history.

by laxer6 November 29, 2011

date and slate

When you go on a date with someone and you end up not liking them, you slag them off to your friends etc, this is called 'date and slate'

I went out with a right awful person last night, they were this....they were that.... in fact what you might call a 'date and slate'

by kermit999 June 30, 2011

Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

by iceMachine January 20, 2012

Date-a-thon

The act of dating on a regular basis. This can include a wide range of activities, such as mini-golf and dinner. The actual reality version has been trialled by many brave souls. See example;

3six5dates and One Hundred Dates both paticipate in the act of a date-a-thon. Also could be seen in the actions of Samantha on Sex and the City.

by laflop December 18, 2012

Date ADD

When a girl can't keep a guy's attention for more than several days. When you see a friend with a different girl on his arm every week, he is suffering from Advanced Date ADD.

John: Hey Phil, I'd like you to meet Amber.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.

by massiveness12 April 14, 2014