Dan

Its a wonderful man with strict parents and angry issues

I saw Dan last friday

by jdjsbbebbr June 6, 2021

Dan

A lazy person who likes to sleep but too smart and can't play, chess well

I want to sleep like dan

by Dr.morfy July 16, 2021

Dan

An amazing Bieber editor

*Dan is amazing at making Bieber edits*

by Gordan123213321 July 30, 2021

Dan

He is a Mexican and lost his green care and refuses to admit he's gay when he humps his pillow every night

Dan is a Mexican

by 1w3 Steve Stevensville October 29, 2021

Dan

mean and will teas you in a mean way

dan

by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyoyoyoyoy November 15, 2021

Dan

The world's greatest and fantastic COCK SUCKER. All it takes is one glance and you will be drawn in to him like mind control then he will presume to vigorously suck your cock so hard that you liver and kidneys will be sucked straight into his stomach. If you're female it doesn't matter, he will split your legs and you will sprout a cock from which the hole your vagina once was. There is no safety...

Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL

by Dick Sucker, Ball Chewer November 18, 2021

Dan

Dan is a chad. Some could say he is just too cool.
Casted from the gigachad himself, Dan is a really cool guy. He has so much ice that if you touch him you will instantly freeze and ejaculate.
Dan is the balance between universal knowledge and your favourite kink.

"Dan is so fucking cool"
"What the fuck Dan, you just turned david to ice"
"I shoved a entire pillow up my vagina jerking off to Dan"

by Lazarbeam’s Slave (help me) November 19, 2021