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damaged canned good

A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!
She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!
by Rowdy Roger November 22, 2013
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cliteral damage

the collateral damage of 'getting' with a girl (i.e. sex, head, ect.)
Sex with out a condom can have serious cliteral damage, like an unwanted pregnancy, or and STD.
by flashbol00 October 18, 2011
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slap-ass damage

when you get hit by something and it doesn't really hurt but you still yelp and react, like a slap on the ass
"bro did you just scream"
"yeah bro i just took slap-ass damage."
by Jimbles McKimbles February 3, 2020
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damage my calm

You’re making someone mad. Said by Jayne in Serenity, the cinematic finale to the criminally underrated and short lived series Firefly.
That ruttin’ girl is beginning to damage my calm
by KnightofNerdom February 21, 2020
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hail damage

a species of stretchmarks which follow childbirth, due to expansion and contraction of Mommy's tummy
After having her baby, she got her original figure back, but avoided showing her midriff, due to hail damage that could be seen from across the room.
by Cahokia September 19, 2006
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Emotional damage

by Hsveiwhegwu January 22, 2022
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brain damage manwich

When a girl willingly lays down on her back while the dude sticks his ass cheeks on her face (facing her feet), and then titty fucks her from above. In this process the girl usually experiences a massive headache because the rough riding.
I broke Candy's nose after giving her a brain damage manwich.
by candy isanhower November 14, 2007
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