the most awesome person ever! Sexiest Vampire alive... well, er existing. The love of my life! Sweet, sensitive, kind, hott, and beyond perfection!
by KEC127 January 3, 2008
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by NZcullingus September 23, 2007
Get the cullingus mug.basically the perfect guy. he is one of the main characters in Stephanie Meyers books Twilight, New Moon and Eclispe. he is in love with bella swan. he is also a vampire. (not a average vampire that you see in movies with all the goth and the "i vant to suck ur blood" crap.) he is just a average person who is extreamly smart, talented and perfectly hot. he lives with other vampires who are equally gifted. carlisle, esme, emmet, rosalie, jasper and alice.
"did you stab edward cullen with a pencil or something?"
"do i dazzle you?" "frequently"
"and so the lion fell in love with the lamb"
"do i dazzle you?" "frequently"
"and so the lion fell in love with the lamb"
by twilightgirl December 27, 2007
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Fangirl: OMG!!! EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HAWT!
Human: He doesn't even exist.
Fangirl: HE DOES IN MY HEART!!
Human: Keep dreaming, fangirl. We will never understand you and your people.
Human: He doesn't even exist.
Fangirl: HE DOES IN MY HEART!!
Human: Keep dreaming, fangirl. We will never understand you and your people.
by Mr.Sacman May 2, 2009
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Fanboy: Trust me, you don't have a chance!
Normal person: *Shoots them and then self*
Crowd: *Awards aforementioned normal person a medal of honor in combat*
Fanboy: Trust me, you don't have a chance!
Normal person: *Shoots them and then self*
Crowd: *Awards aforementioned normal person a medal of honor in combat*
by jajajajajajagermangirly80 May 31, 2010
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He is better than Jake, because he isn't an insensitive jerk who forces himself on other unsuspecting girls who then break their hand trying to hit him in the face, and always will be.
He is the most romantic person on the face of the planet, even though he is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyers Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse
No one is hotter than he is.
He is better than Jake, because he isn't an insensitive jerk who forces himself on other unsuspecting girls who then break their hand trying to hit him in the face, and always will be.
He is the most romantic person on the face of the planet, even though he is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyers Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse
No one is hotter than he is.
by jennifer joe January 17, 2008
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by jimmiedavurdmeister December 9, 2008
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