Urban Dictionary: Definitions by KEC127

wagner

a person or thing that constantly expels annoying music or bad jokes

On the elevator up to the 50th floor i rode the whole way with a wagner! I wanted to put one of us out of our misery

wagner by kec127 April 24, 2008

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Incredibly boring individual, usually an older female

There have been 4 recorded cases of student deaths because of that annoying Bolger.

Bolger by KEC127 January 4, 2008

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the most awesome person ever! Sexiest Vampire alive... well, er existing. The love of my life! Sweet, sensitive, kind, hott, and beyond perfection!

Every woman alive should be in love with Edward Cullen!

Edward Cullen by KEC127 January 3, 2008

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