Apple Crumbles

When you crumble a booger (boogoo) onto the person sitting next to you.

Apple crumbles!!!! (This of course is yelled whilst the crumbling is happening.)

by freedomfries July 8, 2014

Mrs. Crumplebottom

Someone who is opposed to PDA, nudity and the like, as well as having many old-fashioned ideas and views and dressing up in Victorian style clothes.
Named after a character in The Sims franchise with the same mannerisms.

Mrs. Crumplebottom totally interrupted our date and hit me with her purse!

by Ainrana December 19, 2011

Crumple Melt Grin

The name originating initially from the character Rumplestiltskin, a Crumple Melt Grin is a facial expression imitating a melting, crumpling face.

"arrrghhh my face looks like a Crumple Melt Grin!"
"Stop giving me the Crumple Melt Grin, it's freaking me out."
"*Roooaaarrr* Crumple Melt Grriiinnn"

by Ok-Alright. April 6, 2008

Crumpet

1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts

1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet

by GashPash February 9, 2010

crumpet

A vagina with an evergrowing yeast infection. In the sun the yeast causes the genetalia to rise like a crumpet being baked.

I'm never going back to Cuba again, half the girls on that beach had crumpets!

by Niggslayer November 9, 2004

crumpet

A word you call a white person instead of cracker

I was beat up by a gang of crumpets

by stevie April 4, 2004

Texas Crumpet

When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused with "Three-Pointing the Texas Crumpet" which involves the throwing of the vagina at a wall so it sticks and the bitch is hanging there by it.

Man, Eric just gave jesse's mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.

by Jordan Ullman June 21, 2006