dog-cheating

definition: when a dog owner returns home bearing the scent of another dog on his or her clothing

you: "dog, i'm home!"

your dog: *sniffs*

your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"

by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017

food cheating

When your significant other keeps going out to eat real good food at decent places repeatedly with the same few or individual other leaving you hungry and alone or worse eating Ramen in Jail.

Amanda was food cheating on me last year straight up at a Pats game for St. Patricks day and I was choking down Ramen with Carl and Manny

by Jvanasseumassgmail May 23, 2018

Pockets on Creatine

Creatine is a supplement that increases muscle size when working out and therefore this phrase means to have big pockets filled with money.

Rich.

I'm so jacked and even my pockets on creatine.

by Prettyboy swag September 3, 2010

non-sexual cheating

Something impossible to accomplish. If you manage to accomplish this.... well good for you i suppose.

Non-sexual cheating is impossible. You may think that your significant other spending time with someone else more than yourself is non-sexual cheating but, it is not they just don't want to spend time with you all the fucking time thats all.

by InfiniteWisdom42 May 4, 2011

Cheating

The act of infidelity between two partners in a marriage, or an adult relationship. Cheating is a very strong word and should NOT be used by LG's and LB's in highschool when their partner is sexually involved with someone else. If someone is unfaithful to their partner, they are to immature to be in a relationship! Grow up first, before you hurt someone.

A LG came to me crying, "I caught Colten cheating on me." I responded, "You're thirteen years old! What the hell are you talking about."

by Old-Soul November 28, 2010

Cheating-meeting

When two or more women have 'girl-time' and discuss a recent cheating on one boyfriend/spouse and conversation may include more of their previous boyfriends/spouse

Paige and Stephanie got together for some 'girl-time' and Stephanie told Paige about cheating on her boyfriend, which immediately signaled a cheating-meeting. They then proceeded to discuss their feelings about the issue and try to rationalize the initial cheating. Then Paige related to Stephanie's story by telling her about the time she cheated on her boyfriend with one of her previous male acquaintances.

by cocoshauthpk August 6, 2011

cresting

verb

The act of putting a dollop of toothpaste on the tip of the penis and brushing another's teeth with the penis, as though it were a toothbrush.

As Sid was cresting the girl, he advised, "Make sure you get your molars!"

by Sidney-the-kidney April 29, 2012