man hole cover

sanitary napkins

Stack the cases of man hole covers in the west warehouse, Junior.

by Buster Stronghart December 1, 2003

cheese covered bongload

An unatainable combo of two things, used to describe something great.

If i could fly like superman and be invisable, that would be amazing like a cheese covered bongload

by Bonebreak May 11, 2008

Chocolate-covered Pretzel

Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.

Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!

(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)

Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?

(They shake hands, mission accomplished)

by n3ptun0x May 30, 2006

got me covered

Indication that the speaker has been placed in a bad or precarious situation.

You mean we gotta turn around and drive fifty miles back to your house because you forgot your medication? Man, you got me covered.

by mkstyles November 9, 2006

Man-hole Cover

Tampon Jam Rag

Fred always found it intensely embarrasing when his mum sent him down to the shops for man-hole covers.

by Jim November 20, 2003

paper covers rock

The phenomenon which occurs when one party tries to pound it and another goes up for a high five instead. A reference to how the person's open palm seems to "cover" the fist, much like rock paper scissors.

John: Dude, pound it!
Tom: High five!
John: Oh, god DAMN you Tom.
Tom: Sorry dude, paper covers rock!

by anonymous08532 February 14, 2009

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.

"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."

by GNox July 5, 2006