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I could suck it rn

A state of being, or a feeling.
"Hey man, how are you?"
"Idk bro, I could suck it rn."
by ballsfart April 25, 2023
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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

How 'bout e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g???
I let my teenage son drive to town in my monster truck to meet up with his buddies for some howling adventures --- what could possibly go wrong?
by QuacksO April 30, 2023
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Um... Could you repeat the question?

You know those were my questions, right? That made you look like and idiot that doesn't know what he's talking about. It was me.
Derp "Um... Could you repeat the question?"

Hym "No. I don't think I will. But you're conflating the term 'Anti-Vaxxer' with 'the people who didn't want to get the covid vaccine' and you're doing it either because your don't know there's a distinction (so you're ignorant) OR you DO know there's a difference and you're dishonest. Or both. An ignorant liar. There were people who KNEW that it wasn't as bad as SOME PEOPLE were lead to believe. And NOW, we KNOW that YOUR SIDE... WAS WRONG. You were militant in your ignorance. You blindly and without anything thought or discernment did what you were told (like a fucking Nazi), castigated the people WHO WE KNOW KNOW WERE CORRECT, and instead of contrition what we get from you is an attempt to memory-hole what actually happened. You claim is the WE DIDN'T KNOW. We COULDN'T have known. NO ONE CAN KNOW ANYTHING, APPARENTLY. Except people DID know. They were CORRECT and YOU were WRONG. You didn't lose your friends and family to Q-Anon. You lost your friends and family to your own self-righteous epistemological supremacy delusion. You THOUGHT you knew and then you finger-wagged everyone who disagreed with you. And YOU were WRONG. Everyone you tried to SHAME knew you were wrong as you were shaming them. You. Are. A. Dumb. And. Bad. Person. Who. Does. Not. Like. A. Thing. I. Said. That. Whore. Is. Wrong. To. Fuck. That. Retard. And. That. Retard. Is. ALSO. A. Dumb. Bad. Cry-Baby. Liar. Bad. You're bad. I'm good."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2023
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Genshin could never

The day Genshin Impact got L + Ratioed by Honkai: Star Rail (both games are from the same game developers - Hoyoverse). The Honkai: Star Rail version 1.6 live trailer officially revealed new limited 5-star characters including Dr. (Veritas) Ratio. This new 5-star character is given out for free to all Honaki: Star Rail players who have unlocked the mail system and is available from version 1.6 to 2.1.

This is a historical moment as Genshin Impact has NEVER EVER given out a free 5-star LIMITED character and has received a literal L+"Ratio" from Honkai: Star Rail.
BRO1: Bro Honkai is giving out a free limited 5-star

BRO2: lol Genshin could never
by Kievaer December 17, 2023
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could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
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still.....could be worst

a phase from British tv show When something bad happen to you, but someone is way more worse than you get.
Jeremy:I brought this mercedes that have some one‘s public hair on it, but still.....could be worst
Hammond:I can’t believe that someone has been murdered in this car.
by Müthelm März February 15, 2019
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