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Cone Donkey

An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.
Burcu thought she was a Unicorn, but she's SUCH a Cone Donkey!
by maplefrost November 1, 2017
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cone-o

The act of failing to jump over an orange traffic cone resulting in penetration of the anus.
Dude, did you see John get that cone-o earlier?
by The dominator1386 March 3, 2014
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Cone Action

Taking a dump. Also known as Cone Axshone. The symbol for this act is \ /.
Man, I just ate a pile of tacos and now it's time for cone action!
by Muggsman December 27, 2008
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cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.
When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!
by GlazeHer October 10, 2017
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Nigel cone

Wagwan my bro you such a Nigel Cone Darren- says confidently. or boo Nigel you must be an owl cuse your noctrnal.
by Nigel cone November 15, 2019
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twat cone

A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.
"Man, Morgan is such a twat cone when it comes to his girlfriend."
by 9109bm December 28, 2014
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Mr Cone

Ayyy its the funny guy mr cone
by Mr Cone November 7, 2020
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