apple computer

A company that once enjoyed being cool without effort; but now relies on that old coolness for meager profits.

That's a trendy apple computer, Bill

by Reckless Rambler July 5, 2003

Computer Club

To join an elite team of professional PC heads, silently minding our own business; keeping speech and interpersonal communication to a minimum at all costs. Our Motto - "Our Monitor is our Business"

Welcome to the Computer Club - you are so silent you can be the president.

by cecilbdaman November 7, 2004

apple computer

A piece of crap.

"I love apples"
George Chongris

by Tasty Snax July 3, 2003

Computer geek

A person who can orgasm while looking at a computer that does NOT have pornography on its screen.

I saw this computer geek damn near cream himself at the Apple Store when he saw the new MacBook Pro, dude.

by metalboy5150 April 23, 2009

Computer

A piece of crap that always fuckin shuts down on you every fuckin time you are trying to work on it, put on some music, play games, etc. Often associated with the blue screen of death.

I fuckin hate this computer. I'll reboot you! (Kicks it up into the air with my boot on.)

by Ryan November 30, 2004

fuck this computer

what Todd Faison yells when his computer turns on, and functions normally.

Fuck this computer, fuck it, fuck this computer

by manuel March 7, 2005

Does not compute

Robot slang for "I don't know" generally followed by an exploding head.

"does not compute, does not compute... *BOOM*"

by nate-dawg-dizzle December 7, 2009