cocknugget on wheels

when you shit little nuggets of duty, then they float around the toilet bowl really fast when you flush them. this normally happens at constipation and you only can dudy little bits at a time.

Theresa had really bad case of the cocknugget on wheels when she was sick.

by alessandria thomasone January 5, 2011

Coconut-nut

When a male drains the white juice out of a coconut, sticks his penis in the hole he made, and ejaculates in it. Then he gives the coconut to someone.

“Honey, wanna taste this coconut milkshake?”
“Don’t you give me a coconut-nut again!”

by SheavkehaGafj April 3, 2019

Coconut head

A defamatory term for a person who is from the West Indies or Caribbean.

I went to this chics house I met online last night for dinner. She had a thick West Indian accent played reggae and soca music all night and served me jerk chicken and dumplings. She’s such a coconut head.

by Joe S. December 4, 2020

devils coconut

a drug or substance pertaining to marijuana or the ganja

pistol pete smokes dat devils coconut

by A_C_A&$_Clown September 11, 2009

Splitting the Coconut

Using a spoon to seperate the lips of the vagina, then using the spoon to eat her vaginal fluids like a soup.

Tyrone: UNN why is this spoon so narsty?

Derrel: Bruh i was splitting the coconut with dat bitch Laquisha last night

by Boboshazaz December 3, 2011

coconuts

The combination of cocaine and blunts, which will get you mad stoned, ie. a good time.

We burned some mad coconuts last night

by Kevin Smyth November 6, 2006

coconutjob

a boob job while the lady is wearing a coconut bikini. (the bikini need not remain on the entire time). Use of coconut shavings is highly recommended. The average price as of this posting is 5 dollars.

I'll pay you 5 bucks for a coconutjob.
You can ask for a coconutjob after a massage in tropical locations.

by DePaulCTI November 5, 2007