clown-ass

an extremely unsavory individual whom tends to act stupid and talk loud to draw attention to him/herself as they're realitively unnoticed otherwise.

The buffoon over there screaming and drinking piss at the behest of everyone else is a clown-ass.

by icarus meltdown January 22, 2009

Butt Clown

One (or more) males in a group who always think they are funny, but instead embarrass their friends - especially around women.

Tom: "Ugh, I was talking to these two hot chicks, and then Doug comes up outta nowhere and starts dry humping me, thinking he was being funny"

Dave: "What a butt clown...I've got his car keys, let's just take off and leave him here"

by frostboy74 September 16, 2009

Clown's Pocket

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clowns' costume

I should have known, considering what a slut Tina was. Her fur pie was stretched wider than the coller of a fat kid's t-shirt. I could have fit six of my dicks in her clown's pocket.

by Tello August 16, 2006

roll up clown deep

To arrive at your destination with many people packed into a small car, evoking the image of clowns at the circus.

Dude, we're gonna be the laughingstock of this party when they see us roll up clown deep.

by Oliver Hawkins September 14, 2008

clown mouth

giving oral to a girl on her period

She forgot to mention she was on her period....now i have clown mouth

by oldriverschool August 3, 2007

ass clown

1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two. 2. A male who engages in homosexual behaviors. See butthole surfer

1. Steve is such an ass clown!
2. Steven is such an ass clown!

by razer March 22, 2005

Brown Clown

A jack in the box toy filled with liqueous feces left on the porch of someone who "has it coming". Delivered "ring and run" style.

The flaming turd in a bag is so "played". I say we give her a brown clown.

by Brown Bozo December 10, 2010