mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.

Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!

by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018

Macro Clitoris

A big, fat, hairy, spread out, and sharp pussy.

Dominick has a macro clitoris.

by Dominick the virgin October 23, 2018

evil clitoris

Is a clitoris which belongs to a despicable slut

She was hiding her evil clitoris from those innocent boys

by Scimitar May 8, 2022

Spewing clitoris

Female version of blue balls

She gave me blue balls so i gave her a spewing clitoris in return

by Frizzie101 August 19, 2022

Buddha Clitoris

The earlobe of an Asian, preferably Chinese. If is another type of Asian they must refer to their country. ex: indian buddha clit, Japanese buddha clit etc.

Douche #1: Hey bro, Claire was sucking on my earlobes last night.
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?

by queen_tyron December 4, 2022

Bill Clintoning It

the act of intentionally ejaculating on a piece of clothing, preferably on a blue dress. May also be used as a noun (Bill Clinton) to describe the ejaculate.

Person 1: "Oh yeah! Taste my Bill Clinton!" *ejaculates*

Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?"

Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

woodland clitoris

When a woman scrapes her cliterous on a park lawn during the splits while naked. A partner then rubs it off to completion.

It's fall and time for woodland clitoris

by psych your way November 15, 2023