Lucas Claro

A portuguese bitch. He will never quit tanks.

Nazim: lucas claro go xp
Tyler: FUCKING QUIT ALREADY

by Samson Here May 13, 2020

The calzone

A sec position including 4 bros and one girl. The girl is place betwixed all 4 of them, not causing a sandwich effect, but more of a calzone type feel. One man is on the bottom while the female lay with her back on him, the other man then lay on top of the female. The final two men penetrate the female from each side, one from the East, the other from the West. All men vaginally penetrate the same hole while she enjoys the show.

One bro to another: “Hey man the calzone sesh last night was great!”

by lilpeengang November 24, 2020

Cunt Calzone

A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.

Ashley the virgin is a cunt calzone.

by Gigi820 June 29, 2021

Michael claro

Paulina's shag partner at the back gates and also has other polski's on the side. Aaron cruthers and Gabriel's scooters boy friend.One of Pauline's 60 boyfriends

"Michael claro is gay"

by Owen fiddler September 16, 2021

Michael Claro

This is a Portuguese man who fancies Paulina and used to fancy Austeja. He also hangs around with fat emos. He gets his lube from taco grease and shoves polish sausages down emo fanny

Person 1: Michael, are you Paulina's shag partner?
Michael Claro: I sure am!

by david123-123 September 20, 2021

Brooklyn Calzone

When you wrap your cock in puff pastry and have sex while using melted mozarella as lube

My girl is a freak, she made me give her a Brooklyn Calzone last night

by NeurotoxicSpork October 14, 2022

NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.

"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."

by BallSniffa May 25, 2023