chode

a fat and short penis

Whoa, a chode!!

by Shane Jesus Lord above April 25, 2016

Chobblesome

Something that's worth of talking about.

Your base is very chobblesome.

by Who_is_this_Grain_ June 23, 2022

Frisbee Chode

An especially short, elongated chode, such as would be seen on an extremely fat kid. A half circle of skin that is impossible to please.

Man, G3N3RAL S1CK's Frisbee Chode is disgusting.

by mysterymeat3 January 7, 2010

Chinky Chode

The term used to describe a person of Chinese descents genitals; this is usually rare because people of Chinese Descent most likely will have small genitals.

Chinese Male 1: Yo did you see that porno?
Chinese Male 2: Yea he has the biggest Chinky Chode in town!
Chinese Male 1: Agreed!

by Urbanworddefinitions March 31, 2017

Chode Boobs

A pair of breasts that are so small they could be mistaken for defined pecks. See Chode

'david, your girlfriend has chode boobs!! nothing to grab but skin!!'

by James Hartt February 15, 2005

Chode

A penis wider than it is long

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

by kooli December 9, 2002

chode muffin

A chode muffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.

German made me smell his chode muffin.

by Douchecake September 29, 2005