"CHIMPS" are Police Community Support Officers or PCSOs. Due to the fact that they "Can't Help In Most Police Situations". Everyone knows that PCSOs can't really do much because they aren't actually Police Officers at all.
Person 1: Look over there at that huge group of CHIMPS by the shop being unhelpful.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.
by AredUK November 22, 2016
To use counterfeit bills in a place of business; namely strip clubs where the act procures a certain animal characteristic
by WilliamKilgore March 10, 2015
Chimping is when a little chimpy starts going mental. For examples when Abhi starts chimping in the car, he starts acting like hes got Tourette's. There is immediate jungle noises and chimp chatter with bananas going everywhere. He starts saying uh basically basically OOGA BOOGA.
by Chimpesh August 29, 2022
Just a fucking vibe man, like it’s just chillin but with an “Apeish” twist. Many a brotha chimp with the boys on Saturdays
by Fatfunnyfish June 12, 2020
A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 08, 2022
by gailmus November 17, 2022
80’s code word, mostly used by rock musicians on tour buses, for taking a shit.
Similar to “taking the kids to the water park.” “Slicing a loaf” “taking a dump” “the Browns made it to the Super Bowl”
Similar to “taking the kids to the water park.” “Slicing a loaf” “taking a dump” “the Browns made it to the Super Bowl”
“Give me a minute while I go rip a chimp.”
by Pulvie March 29, 2019